Wednesday, June 25, 2008

best files site ever

check out fileradar.net! it has some of the the best patches and game downloads ive seen for a while. also check out my.1up.com, also one of the best gaming sites

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Tour Of Zipper


     About two months ago, an inside source pulled some strings and got me a tour of the zipper game company. Zipper is probably most famous for creating the "s.o.c.o.m navy seals" series. I met with the man who started the company, and grew it into a full force franchise that has been making the series for the ps2 and ps3 for about..... well however long the series has been around. i got a first hand look at a new game they are making that will be coming out in..... I had you going there for a second didn't I? I am unable to tell you any info about the new game because i have been sworn to secrecy by the zipper team. but just know that there will be a game coming some time in the near future. I don't plan on playing it though, because in my eyes, the ps3 is the worst system to get. I noticed a great number of xbox 360's and wii's inside the zipper offices. I finally worked up the guts to ask  Mr Luse, (the boss) why there were so many of the competitions consoles within there offices, and why so many employes were playing them? "to check out the competition" he says. As he was making that comment I glanced Across the hall and saw about eight guys huddled around an xbox 360 having a blast. I wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't of been supposed to be testing a game for the ps3! "Hey! wrong console guys" Mr luse yells. "Well I've gotta go" he says and shows us to the door. As I walked away I chuckled to my self thinking, 'no matter how hard you try, there's no way to beat the amazing xbox 360 and the wii!'

Monday, June 9, 2008

gamer kidz review team


Matt "killzone"
   this year matt is getting pretty stinking exited about all the war games coming out. he even      re-acts the games he doesn't have yet with his action figures. hopefully he'll get at least one of the m rated games he wants! (if his papa says)
Now playing:
                            halo 3, splinter cell: chaos theory, lego starwars the complete saga.

gamer kidz review team

 Dan "twit"
This year twit is looking forward to maybe actually beating a game. since he's finally off his ds restriction, he can focus on playing it when we go for our 12 hour drive down to southern oregon next week.
Now playing:
                            rune factory, halo 3, phantom hourglass, super mario galaxy.


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the gamer kidz review team


Mike "ninjabomb"
     this year, mike has been looking forward to playing his two days of free xbox live. He hasn't decided  when he will unlock his 48 hours of pure fun, but it will probably be when he breaks his leg so he wont have to get off the couch.
Now playing:
                            Halo 3, pokemon pearl, smash bro's brawl, and the viva pinata demo :-(

the rise of the inverted!!!


So i have been playing Halo for about two years and had pretty much come to the conclusion that i suck. That was until one day I was playing it at my friends house, (and i was playing horribly, as usual) and he kept saying "dude, I think your inverted" apparently i must've been having a huge brainfart then because I thought he was insulting my mental capabilities. After a while I got tired of him saying that, (actually I was tired of getting pwnd by his little brother) and i was like "dude stop calling me an invert!!" He just laughed until he almost pee'd his pants, then took the controller from me switched it to the inverted mode and handed it back to me........It was like the angel of pwn had descended upon me and gave me the the skills of a halo warrior!!!!
I saw the game of halo in a new light that day, iwent from an average of 0 kills in ten minuets, to 25 kills in ten minuets!!! So if you are having trouble playing halo, consider that you might be an invert as well. It sounds like a term for a mental disability, but its actually just a different way to be a king of pwn on Halo!!!!

xbox 360 arcades are the best!!!!!

first of all, let tell you that this argument has nothing to do with the xbox 360 elite. It is purely between the "pro" and the"arcade".
     So when i bought my 360 (yes it was an arcade) I called my friend up to inform him of my freaking awesome purchase and he says,........ (in deep un-smart vioce) "why didn't you get the pro?!" well let me tell you something buddy, if you had done your research you would have found out that the only difference between the two is that the arcade has a smaller, external memory card that you plug in to the front. Now I for one did the math and found out that it will approximately take the puchase of ten of the external memory cards to equal the difference between the arcade and the pro. also the arcade can be upgraded to the pro at any time, and it will still cost you less than it did to buy the pro! So my final words to you my pro cocky friend........... eat your heart out (plus your wallet)