Monday, January 21, 2008

10 Newbies Coming To Smash Bros Brawl

1. Lucas: A young boy who will probably be replacing Ness.

2. Wario: Although he's stupid,wario looks like a pretty promising contestant in brawl.

3. Pokemon Trainer: The pokemon trainer loks like alot of fun considering he has three pokemon at his disposal.

4. Diddy Kong: The tiny ,inbred,loser monkey freak...with mad fighting skills!

5. Pit: The highly evolved cherub warrior looks like one of the coolest newbs coming to brawl.

6. Zero Suit Samus: All I can say is put the suit back on floozy.

7. Ike: No clue where he came from! he's slow but from what I have heard, he's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

8. Meta Knight: This guy makes kirby look like a wuss...oh yeah, kirby is a wuss (sorry Daniel).

9. Sonic: He's a fast,blue,rodent...need I say more?

10. Solid snake: He's a middle aged man who kicks butt with a bazooka, ROCK ON !!!!